This has been a week full of WTF linkages. Thank you Charine Tan and Melvin Lim for these first two confusing-to-life links. The people responsible for this fuckery in the past:

AYAM BRAND CHAMPAGNE!
Our beloved group from 2007.

Fine, I take credit for that horridness as well. We were 18, broke and young. We liked bubbly but could only afford ayam brand, okay?

So this week, the two of them passed me iamastuffedanimal.com and the website that is accredited with being as if myspace barfed on geocities.

Charine’s wonderful find:

This picture is self-explanatory. Want to horrify your girlfriend with a fuzzy valentine’s day gift of a strange caricature stuffed animal version of herself? This is the way to go. V-day is only 4 days away! Place orders now.

Melvin’s dismal introduction (from the king of smelvo crap himself comes this link):

Try to navigate it, it’s like, a wonderland where graphic design goes to die. Like a mystical mindmap. We’re ashamed we didn’t come up with it ourselves. Apparently, it also has two index pages, index.html and index.htm. Whut?!

And the last link is our own friend of a friend’s website. A lady who recently moved to Hougang and blogs about the many wtf things she find there. I concur about that place being a weird neighbourhood. After all, both Charine Miscellany Pie and Hanamite live there. She speaks of giant stubbed toes and bad engrish. Here’s an example post about the Singapore Science Centre from the pictureswithoutpermission blog.

Electric man homoerotic awesomeness at the Science Centre for kids. One wonders what the exhibitor was thinking when he came up with the above concoction. It doesn’t get more shitbitten than that. I mean, man, these 3 links do miscellany better than we do. Pat needs to stop blogging about design and start blogging about toilet signs STAT!